Ring my Bell: You've Got Mail

The same way your cell phone service dictates how much money you have, your email address gives away just how much of a dinosaur you really are.  I can't tell you how many sheets I process and the email addresses are still something like sexymama69sofine@aol.com.  Now, let's not focus on how absurd the name itself is; instead, focus in on the @aol.com.  AOL hasn't been a major player in the email battle since dial up became obsolete.  Take the time to really understand what I'm putting down: having an outdated email address will make every other technological person straight up laugh at your face.

I do.  

Now I'm not saying, "well I use Gmail why can't you?"

A friend of my from the McGhetto (McDonald's) days recently got a nice office job and his boss couldn't believe he was using AOL.  There are so many options out there, hell, Apple gives you a @me.com email when you get your fancy new "i" product.  Yahoo, meh, that's acceptable I suppose.  Outlook, formerly the MSN family of email domains is even better.  Don't get caught in the stone age; Wilma and Fred have enough to deal with in Bedrock without you.