I Can't Get No

You've heard of this concept instantaneous satisfaction yeah? Working in customer service has left me feeling a little angry when it comes to this topic. Today, in 2013, we no longer wait to update our encyclopedias with the door to door salesman; we simply google our answers. But what happens when we can't find what we are looking for in other realms of our lives besides looking up the ever important burning question of did Lindsay Lohan really steal that brooch off of her lawyer or was that just photoshop?

We get mad.

The swift travel of information has made things a little complicated. People don't like to wait over ninety seconds for their food.  They don't want to be told you don't have all the answers.  Like Violet Beauregard said,

I digress.  My problem with people getting irrationally upset with people trying to help them is that they forget you are dealing with living, breathing, flawed human beings.  To err is to be human. We can't be expected to pull rabbits from our hats at a moments notice.  PETA probably wouldn't appreciate that either.